Saturday, January 21, 2006

Fucking Fuck

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"Watch your mouth!" you would say to your kids, "don't use the F- word". That would be a typical parental warning to stop your kids using the F- word. Strange, there are many words in English starts with F, but "Fuck" is the only one referred to as the "F- word". Nobody thinks about "Fact", "Fear" or "Fun" when you say F- word. I don't know why people have this attitude to a word. I don't agree that Fuck is a bad word, I think it's fucking great. I truly beleive that we have to adjust our fucking idea about using the word Fuck.

First of all, it's such a strong word to emphasize our fucking feelings, mostly anger to be honest. But I think it can be used even in more areas to express our emotions or temper. We use Fuck especially when we are angry. Can you imagine any other word than Fuck to show your anger and fucking frustration you experience? Of course at these days it doesn't take much to make someone angry. Most of us are average type of people, we only want to get home after a hard day of work, and in this society we live in is not difficult to feel extreme frustration. Well, majority of people can identify the feeling of extreme frustration but only a few let take their anger and frustration over the edge. This sounds bad maybe but I think these people are quiet special, at least they have the courage to express their fucking anger about daily life. And Fuck is a great word which helps to show this anger.

The world is not a nice place for many. Day in day out we live with these fucking ordinary madness. The moment you leave your house, you are right in the middle of this craziness; streets are full of fucking morons, the roads are occupied with fucking drivers, at your work you have to deal with fucking customers you don't even care and your fucking boss is just there to fill his fucking position, shops with their fucking discounts and offers, at the supermarket you have to deal with fucking shoppers with 40 items in the line, it takes fucking ages to pay a simple bill and then you have to deal with fucking cashiers too. We live day in day out with this fucking madness and no one feels fucking responsible anymore. There are even more things which drive all of us crazy but I don't fucking need to tell them, you all fucking know about it.

For many people the world can be an hostile place, but probably those are the fucking hostile people. Of course anger and frustration are the result of when people notice a fucking inconsistency between what they expect and what they get. Actually fucking anger is one of the most common feeling to human race but only a few of us know how to deal with this as effectively as possible. Most of us choose to show an useless response which we learnt from our childhood and continue to use as adults. People who can show their fucking anger maybe are more aware of what's going on around them. The world is a fucking harsh place, even our birth was not a pleasant experience, otherwise we wouldn't cry as new born babies. Of course when we exchange the place where we feel warmth and safety with this cold, wild and fucking hostile world, we fucking cry. And this frustration we just carry on all our life long. We are fucking weak against fucking nature and our so-called fucking destiny. The society we've just created to stand strong against this is also another reason to feel fucking frustrated.

So what I mean is, as soon as you are fucking aware of everything you feel fucking angry. That's a good response, you are at least alive and you feel, do you fucking understand what I am saying? Then it's not a bad thing to use the word Fuck to show your anger and frustration. To keep that anger and frustration down can be also very unhealhty behaviour, at least it's not good for your fucking heart. Of course I am not going to take a gun and hurt somone or shoot your motherfucking head but, this fucking frustrations and anger brought by so-called normal people we have to deal with everyday. At the end their fucking existence can be very deadly thing for us. And as a natural survival behaviour, as we all do have, we should say: "So you fucking fucks, get off my way!" That's why we shouldn't stop using the word Fuck for instance. Let's all set ourselves free! And so called normal fucks!; Give us a break to feel fucking angry and to use fucking Fuck.

But this is not a socially accepted behaviour I guess, that's why we have these fucking trainings, courses, workshops like "Anger management". Some motherfuckers really do believe that if they follow a course like "How to feel compassion for your fellow men and become a good citizen" their life will improve. Well, let me tell you couple of quick ways so you don't need to follow these fucking courses and spare some fucking money. First of all when you feel anger ask to fucking yourself: "Is it fucking worth it?" and ask again "When I look at these facts of the fucking situation I am in, is my fucking anger justified?", and then ask again "Is there anything that I can do to change this situation?" If your answers are yes then you got it, don't fuck it up. Try to think clearly about the fucking situation you are in; to control your fucking hostile feelings is a neverending process, you need time and you have to make some fucking efforts. You have to see yourself. Did you fucking read it? YOU HAVE TO "SEE" YOURSELF. You have to understand your fucking anger. And try to think in other person's point of view for once fucking god's sake. When you analysed the fucking situation then you can try to calm yourself. Feel free to use Fuck. Be honest, which one is stronger; "I am fine" or "I am fucking fine".

You see my fucking point. Fuck is such a nice word, I think it's one of the most beautiful words in English language. You can use it in any situation and it fits perfectly; anger, hate, love, pain, pleasure and fuck.. Do you know any other word like this? And it's such a small, compact, four letters word, visually fucking great. Give yourself an homework: Try to emphasize your feelings and emotions with Fuck from now on, go ahead and try. In stead of saying "It's so beautiful" say "It's so-fucking-beautiful". "It's great". No, say "It's-fucking-great". In stead of saying "It's unbelievable" say "It's un-fucking-beleivable". You can find even more examples I am fucking sure. But try to adapt this in your fucking daily life. You will experience a fucking great improvement in short time about how you stand up against this fucking life. Of course it will take some time until this daily talk is accepted in fucking society. But don't fucking give up. Free yourself and break all your fucking moral rules. Start to use Fuck as much as possible. Are you fucking afraid that all the other fucking people outside won't fucking understand you? Nevermind those fucks, what the fuck do you care!


(It was based on a fucking article on fucking RE magazine )

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At Saturday, January 21, 2006 4:59:00 AM, Blogger Sphinx said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaahhaah
hahahahahahaahhahahaahahahahaha

This is fucking hilarious M!! I think it could be one of the funniest fucking posts you've ever fucking written!

...a liberating fucking perspective.....

I think that the word 'fuck' can help in conveying an extreme or intense emotion, but I also think that the emotion that it intends to emphasize does not necessarily have to be anger.

For example:

Surprise: What the fuck was that???
Disappointment: Fuck no!
Love: I fucking love you.
Lust: I'd love to fuck you
Appreciation: Fucking thanks!!!
Sarcasm: Thanks a-fucking-lot.
Apathy: I don't fucking care.

hahahahaha

I'm sure the list goes on.

This was a great post, M.

It brightened my fucking day!

hahahahahahahahahahahahaah

 
At Saturday, January 21, 2006 10:10:00 AM, Blogger Insane_Racounter..! said...

Fuck..!
that's was fucking enlightening..:)
Nice post..

 
At Saturday, January 21, 2006 6:39:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fucking awesome! Thanks for the e-mail. With my
morning coffee and newspaper I can take one the
fucking world!... Nah fuck that!
I just do what I fucking want.

gr Arjen

 
At Sunday, January 22, 2006 11:38:00 AM, Anonymous Susan said...

I agree Fuck is a lovely word.
Indeed it's great to enhance whatever you say after it.
Although I do think Cunt is even better.
As you can almost make that into a Verb.
I Cunt
He is Cunting
She is Cunt
We have been Cunting

 
At Friday, June 15, 2007 12:28:00 PM, Blogger SPHINX said...

FUCKING HAHAHAHA!

It's been almost a year and a half and I STILL find this DAMN funny, M!!! I hope you win the lottery so you can just stay at home, enjoy married life with E and write more fucking shit like this! LOL!!

:D Hope all is well. TTYS

 

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