Monday, January 23, 2006

Important Safety Instructions


When using your body, basic safety precautions should always be followed to reduce the risk of fire, electric shock and injury to persons, including the following:

  1. Read and understand all instructions.
  2. Follow all warnings and instructions marked on the person.
  3. Unplug this person before cleaning. Do not use liquid or aerosol cleaners. Use a damp cloth for cleaning.
  4. Do not use this person near water (for example, near a bath tub, kitchensink, or swimming pool).
  5. Do not place this person on an unstable cart, stand, or table. The person may fall, causing serious damage.
  6. Slots and openings in the head and ass unit are provided for ventilation. To protect it from overheating, these openings must not be blocked by placing the person on a bed, sofa, rug, or other similar surface. This person should never be placed near or over a radiator or heat register. This person should not be placed in a built-in installation where proper ventilation is not provided.
  7. This person should be operated only from the type of power source indicated on the marking label. If you are not sure of the type of power supply to your home, consult your dealer or local power company.
  8. Do not allow anything to rest on the power cord. Do not install this person where the cord might be damaged by anyone walking on it.
  9. Never push objects of any kind into this person through holes and slots in the head and ass unit as they may touch dangerous points or short out parts that could result in a risk of fire or electric shock. Never spill liquid of any kind on the person.
  10. To reduce the risk, do not disassemble this person, but take it to an authorized service facility. Opening or removing body parts other than specified access doors may expose you to dangerous risks. Incorrect reassembling can cause electric shock when the appliance is subsequently used.
  11. Unplug this person from the wall outlet and refer servicing to an authorized service facility under the following conditions:
    A. When the power supply cord or plug is damaged or frayed.
    B. If liquid has been spilled into the person.
    C. If the person has been exposed to rain or water.
    D. If the person does not operate normally by following the operating instructions. Adjust only those controls that are covered by the operating instructions, because improper adjustment of other controls may result in damage and will often require extensive work by an authorized technician to restore the person to normal operation.
    E. If the person has been dropped and the skin has been damaged.
    F. If the person exhibits a distinct change in performance.
  12. Avoid using the person during an electrical storm. There may be a remote risk of electric shock from lightning.
  13. Do not use the person to report a gas leak in the vicinity of the leak.

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4 Noises:

At Tuesday, January 24, 2006 5:45:00 AM, Blogger Sphinx said...


Gee....wish I had these instructions years ago. LOL

"head and ass unit?" hahahahahahahahaha

Very funny post!!!

At Tuesday, January 24, 2006 11:46:00 PM, Anonymous :) said...

missing: information about the guarantee or exchanging in case of damages ....

At Tuesday, January 24, 2006 11:50:00 PM, Anonymous :) said...

that reminded me of sth:

At Friday, January 27, 2006 7:44:00 PM, Blogger . nothing . said...

Hmmm, you are right. Perhaps I should add a "guarantee" part to it.

PS: I remember that news link. Maybe I could also add that to the guarantee, "renewing" the parts! :-)


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